hodge-podgery:

cuntravoid:

malformalady:

An old tree stump with grass growing over it, Faroe Islands

are you stupid thats a unicorn

oh what I have to draw this

I love this unicorn

"Instead of saying “I don’t have time” try saying “it’s not a priority,” and see how that feels. Often, that’s a perfectly adequate explanation. I have time to iron my sheets, I just don’t want to. But other things are harder. Try it: “I’m not going to edit your résumé, sweetie, because it’s not a priority.” “I don’t go to the doctor because my health is not a priority.” If these phrases don’t sit well, that’s the point. Changing our language reminds us that time is a choice. If we don’t like how we’re spending an hour, we can choose differently."
Unknown  (via 1112pm)

(Source: the-healing-nest)

whyisdansohard:

keepitmoist:

infelice:

politics-war:

Culture clash between two brothers on modern vs. tradition

A monk and a punk

love this one.

dude

no those brothers are going to save rock and roll

silenthysterics:

The child actors in game of thrones are just mind blowing

(Source: psychiartist)

lovemenendawit:

literally my whole life. this is it.

(Source: yung-bootyqueen)

lay1306:

desperatembrace:

purrityring:

unverified-reality:

This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast the ovary into her body cavity. It survived unknown for three days until the snake started eating her appendix.

my anaconda dont

Can i just say—hoW DO YOU NOT NOTICE THAT??

probably thought it was just cramps

(Source: malformalady)

lolshtus:

Finally, I Get To Know What They Mean

scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

 jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

scottthepilgrim:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

jerk off your fork so it can give you spinnies

zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.
zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.
zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.
zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.
zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.
zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.
zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 
So there.  Now I have figured it out. 
People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:
Tolkien
Peter Jackson
real geneticists
God
anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.

zetsubonna:

jessamygriffin:

websandwhiskers:

THIS HAD BEEN DRIVING ME NUTS FOR FOREVER. 

So there.  Now I have figured it out. 

People who I suspect have thought about this less than me:

  • Tolkien
  • Peter Jackson
  • real geneticists
  • God
  • anyone

Good lord.

And this is how a fanfic writer works.

beyoncebeytwice:

why are the american horror story opening credits almost scarier than the actual show

pkmnfan:

aduhm:

dirtylittledamsel:

tmodm19:

She cut off the tattoo of he ex’s name, put it in a jar and mailed it to him.

image

Cuz, you know, tattoo removal was out of the question…

awrrex:

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

You either die a Spongebob, or live long enough to see yourself become a  Squidward.

susemoji:

new hat
susemoji:

new hat

susemoji:

new hat

(Source: poyzn)

(Source: thedisneyfan)